KISAME! What did you just say about the mystery genre?!

「KISAME」! What did you just say about the mystery genre?!?! I’ll have you know that Agatha Chrxstxe started out as a webnovel writer, but offline!

Take this! This is an Umineko forgery, a mystery based on the same rules as When The Seagulls Cry, but the game masters are 4chan girls!!

https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1264117/conspiracy-girls-the-showdown-of-madison-delaroux/

In one chapter, see if you can solve for the central mystery: “Does magick exist? There can only be yes or no!"

As a great senator who would have made Amxrica great again once said, 'duck ethos, duck pathos, duck, ALL OF IT!' Today, this Jxjx shall expose your lack of understanding of the mystery genre by MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAing your logos into the ducking ground!!!

As proof this is a proper mystery, I call upon the following great-witches to certify that this mystery follows all rules set forth by the mystery genre!

Come forth, Witch of Miracles, @BernKatstel!!

Come forth, Witch of No-Sleep, @TechnologicalHuman!!!